centaurs-other-testicle: japert: Friends with mean and overprotective parents when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out Being the friend with overprotective parents
afraidofvirginiawoolf: zillyhookah: ” your otp is what you are subconsciously looking for in a relationship “ #ohhh you mean never being canon thats great thanks
theladypipsqueak: vriska-ler: Long legs more like hotawhat
heinousroxy: THIS IS REALLY UPSETTING ME GUYS NO THIS IS NOT OKAY BITCH STOP SMILING THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO SMILE
Revenge Theory (RusAme)
undercover-witch: 博士 Please don’t reupload on tumblr!
rneerkat: rneerkat: knock knock selling cookies to tumblr users would be an emotionally scarring task omg
the-new-trancy-estate: aidou-hanabusa: the-new-trancy-estate: Lelouch smiled and held him as well. He laughed a little bit. “I’m different from girls too” he said. “And since you’re already special to me call me Lulu” he said. “You’re allowed to” he said “Mm that’s very true.” The the blond smiled, “Lulu eh? Sounds good.” He said with a chuckle. Aidou moved one hand to his hair and...
trinn8: aidou-hanabusa: trinn8: “Alright then,” she replied as she put Aidou down, afterwords using one hand to ruffle his hair as she held his hand with the other. “There you go, now we won’t lose each other.” Aidou smiled, and held her hand tightly. “Okay, um where should we start?” He asked looking around. The young boy had no clue where to go and couldn’t see anyone nearby. “Maybe...
soo-robertdowney: dukesofthelotus: sagebot: ...
shewho-runstheworld: joffreybaratheonn: i am gonna fucking follow every damn HOMESTUCK that reblogs this O+h hell yeah.
rabioheab: ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants “sir that is a 2 month old baby”
anoia: strudelgit: homuras: ‘uwu’ isnt even a face to me anymore its actually the sound “oowoo” IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FACE!?!??!
a-k3nney asked: *She layed her head on his chest and smiled* I am glad
bearybuns: sweet-bitsy: bearybuns: excuse me professional shota coming through I would like to schedule an appointment i can squeeze you in but it’ll be a tight fit.
Alfred making a plan with Arthur
Alfred: It's ok bro! It's ok! I'm here! At exactly 11:30, a helicopter will meet you at your house. They'll ask you for a password. The password is "A young boys sunday trousers" don't forget it! He'll then take you to a forest alllllllll the way in Ireland. Because they got crazy forests yo. There will be this girl there named Sylvia. She's a skank so don't listen to her. THE OTHER GIRL THOUGH! The one with the braids. You know who I'm talkin about? No? You will soon! Anyways, you whisper in her ear. "Lucky charms" and she will bring you to this trail in the forest which leads to a humongoussssss ass vault! Then she'll ask for the code. The code is "43110". Once she opens the vault, you will be given a suitcase. This suitcase needs to be given to the governor of Oregon, you got me? So you'll have to run all the way back to that helicopter man. Go to Oregon, give the man his suitcase, he will give you what looks like a business card. But actually has an address to a secret location. And there, once you get to that address, you will be presented with a lion onesie. You gots to fit in that onesie and run back here, performing the lion king for me and then I'll give you a poptart. You got that man? READYSETGO.
Arthur: ..... Is this before or after you get the bucket from the loris ?
oh my god what XD
tentativeundertaker: RUN, BATTER, RUN
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
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thats-what-im-tolkien-about: staff: lvysaur: with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us yeah that’s us